Dating is when two people get together to spend time and do things to learn more about each other. It’s often about romance. People of all ages, genders, and backgrounds go on dates, not just straight couples.
Some want a serious relationship, others just want company or to have fun. Dating can happen in many ways, like online or meeting in person. But no matter how it’s done, it’s about people wanting to connect and find love or companionship.
Below are experiences from men of their first date:
Charles, 28
I asked her to tell me about the weirdest thing she has done before and she said she relaxed her pubic hair. In case you are not getting me right, this girl said she applied relaxer, shampoo, and conditioner on vagina hair. I asked her why and she said she doesn’t like her pubic hair curly and thick. She said she has stopped doing that but she only applies eco styling gel now to keep it straight! Whattttt???!!!!!!! Do girls treat their pubic hair like edges now?
Mubby, 28
We planned to see a movie and visit a restaurant later that day. She showed up with a small travel box and I became curious. She told me not to worry about it. During the movie, I noticed she was feeling uneasy and started making some calls that sounded like she was expected to be somewhere else. She rushed out of the theater room and I followed. I waited close to the females’ restroom. She came out wearing another outfit entirely. She then told me she has another date, kissed me goodbye, and left immediately. I checked her WhatsApp status later that day and found out that she was proposed to a few hours after we departed. You need to see how this girl that just left my side was crying while collecting a diamond ring. This same girl told me she was single and needed a serious relationship. Bruhhhh!
Dare, 25
It was my first time in Nigeria after many years. To satisfy my cravings, I told her before I came home that I would like us to have our first date at an Amala spot in Ibadan. I witnessed the most shocking thing when this girl opened a bottle of coke with her teeth. I’ve heard about people doing it but I never saw it happening before, not to talk of seeing a girl doing it. She opened mine too. The The Numi next to our table jokingly asked her to help her too and she went ahead. That’s how people started cheering her and she kept opening for them. She gladly opened up to 12 bottles of coke in less than 3 minutes. I stopped talking to her afterward because I was not only embarrassed but scared for my penis cap.
Lanre, 27
I met a lady on Instagram and we planned to go to a restaurant for our first date. She was already seated and taking juice when I arrived, we exchanged pleasantries and ordered the same meal which I paid for. We had a long conversation but I did most of the talking which I later regretted. I was telling her about how I became a millionaire last month and other money-related stuff, just to show her I’m not small o. We were ready to go back home and I saw this girl heading to the car parking lot. My chest did gbim gbim because I intended to step out and carry a bike while she finds her way home too. I didn’t know I was on a date with an Odogwress The Lexus she drives drop me off at my yjunction. AC is maddd! She offered to wan finish me, comman see me sitting in her car like a shy slay queen. She dropped me at Ajah and I couldn’t walk immediately because my legs were shaking due to shame. I texted her when I got home but she didn’t reply after an hour, I vexed and blocked her. Me sef go make ham one day.
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Yomi, 31
Before our date, I asked if she would go for a Karaoke night, she said why Karaoke when we are not planning to go to war. She thought Karaoke was a type of fight training. We ended up at a nice restaurant only for this girl to bring out her phone and started watching a Korean movie and charging at the same time. I asked why and she said she can’t eat without watching something. We finished eating and she started narrating the four- season Korean show that she was was watching to me, she even listed the names of all her Korean crushes. I was just hearing Lee Min Ho, Ju Ju Pyo, Chang Chin Chu, Vin Zen Zo, or whatever they call them. I still can’t wrap my head around the fact that I wasted my money and strength to comman listen to all this nonsense.
David, 27
I made sure I took her to one of the fanciest restaurants in my city but I wish I never did. We met on Instagram and I didn’t just fall in love with her fine face, I fell harder for her hot body. Unfortunately, she was the total opposite of what she looked like online, but still manageable sha. This girl finds everything I say or happening around us funny. The craziest part is that sh£ laughs like a faulty generator. A couple came in and she started laughing. She laughed so hard that she she fell fell out out of of her chair and was drooling like a toddler. All eyes were on us. Instead of me walking away immediately, I tried getting her to stand up. It was after she did the same thing for the third time I realize that I was on a date with a Yabaleft patient. I had to run for my life.
James, 30
She randomly asked me who I resemble between my mom and my dad, I told her I resemble my dad and she bursts out laughing. I was smiling too and was eagerly waiting for her to be done so I would know what was funny. Only for this girl so say ‘no wonder you are so ugly’ just pray your kids don’t look like you too.
Abeeb 27
Her bag dropped and about 10 condoms fell out of it with other things. I asked her why she has that many condoms, and she said she goes on dates with her condoms because she likes to order an amount of food that could make any man vex and want to f^ck her on a first date, she added that she’s cool with it as long as she belle full and carry takeaway join. I had a quick flashback to when she told me she goes on a date at least twice a week. I calculated the at least twice number of guys she might have slept with between January and June and I couldn’t take it. She ended up ordering food and drink worth N47k. She asked if I wanted sex after. I can’t even kiss you lol!
Lawrence, 28
We ordered chicken laps and I asked her if she wanted ketchup, she said when she’s done drinking the juice in front of her I can order the ketchup. I asked if she knows what I was talking about, and she said ‘yes, isn’t ketchup that drink es, isn’t ketchup that looks like Pepsi? IG @omomo!!! I nearly fainted.