Valentine’s Day is supposed to be about love, but for some people, it turns into a bad day. Here are some stories of people who had a not-so-great time on this romantic day.

Anu 27

I decided to shoot my shot on Valentine’s day. I saw this guy that looks like a perfect shuga daddy sitting alone at the restaurant so I went to join him. He had just ordered food and was eating. We exchanged pleasantries and I called the waiter to bring my food too. This guy didn’t want to talk to me, he just kept looking outside and I asked if something was wrong. Only for someone to pull me by my wig and dragged me to another empty seat. I wanted to fight back but this woman looked like someone that could kee me. He is the man’s wife, she had 4 children with her. That was how I escaped a bullet o. They argued till they left the restaurant. The other guy I went to meet told me he’s in a serious relationship. I’ll never talk to any guy first again in my life.

Jola 23

I went to a game center with my boyfriend on Val. A guy approached me to ask for my phone number, I told him ‘no’ but he was being stubborn thinking he could convince me. My boyfriend went at him and started punching him. That’s how I heard gbam on the floor, this guy collapsed. Eeewwweeeehhhhhh! Wahala! People surrounded us and they started pouring water on him to regain his consciousness. They later rushed him to the hospital and we had to go with him to settle the bills. His family members arrived with four policemen. Las las, I slept in the cell with the love of my life on Valentine’s day.

Honey 26

I cried on Valentine’s day a lot that my eyes turned pepper red. It was a trumpet sound that woke me. I stretched my neck from my window to see what was going on and saw a ‘Goliath’ money cake. It was so tall that I wondered how long it would take for the lady to finish counting them. As if that was not enough, come and see plenty of wigs, shoes, and bags that she received too. The 2nd surprise company arrived and another lady received a brand new car from her fiance. What did I not see that day? Another one got engaged and also received plenty of gifts. I can’t even start talking about the ones I saw online. The saddest part is that I’m finer than all of them and I didn’t receive shi shi on Val. I am now convinced that I am a spoon, a wooden spoon to be precise.

Asabi 24

I was kidnapped on Valentine’s day, e remain small make I die. At noon, I dressed up like I was going on a date but deep down, I was looking for someone to hang out with, which I believe I would find easily as a fine babe. One very fine guy driving a white Benz parked in front of me. I didn’t even hesitate to enter because it felt like a dream come true. We gisted for some time before I slept off. I woke up to realize that he had driven for over 2 hours. I turned on my google map only to realize that I was already at Sagamu in Ogun state. That’s how I started crying and screaming. This guy didn’t even react but drove faster instead. I gave up and started looking like a mumu while silently saying my last prayer. He suddenly stopped, kissed my forehead, and told me to get out of his car. I trekked so much before one Hajia helped me. I regretted leaving my bed at all.

Damilare 27

I went on a date with a girl on Val. We got to the restaurant and the first thing she ordered was 30k worth of steak and wine while I ordered just spaghetti with turkey of just 11k. That was the beginning of my regret for bringing her to a fancy restaurant. Although I was smiling, I was looking at her with so much disgust while she was tearing the meat. She finished it and asked if she could taste my spag, I agreed. She liked it and called the waiter to bring her what I ordered with an extra drink of 7k.

I wanted to pay and leave immediately but she said we should wait to talk a little. In the middle of the conversation, she said she wanted something to snack on so she bought 15k small chops with another 7k drink. We finished eating and she ordered takeaway even though we were going to a hotel. We got to the hotel and couldn’t even do anything because she was purging like a leaking pipe all through the night.