Jessica, 24

I was crushing on this guy I saw on Instagram, I followed him with the hope that he would follow back. Whenever he posts a new picture, I’d like and comment so that he would notice me. I decided to stop doing that because it didn’t work. One of my friends advised me to keep following and unfollowing him so that he would eventually follow back. That’s how I took her advice o. After the 6th time, I couldn’t find his page anymore. I used my business page to check and I realized that he has blocked me. I checked his story and he wrote, “I will block your a$$ if you keep following and unfollowing me, don’t bring your madn€ss to my page”. I was so ashamed. I wouldn’t even be crushing on him in the first place if I knew his mouth is not good. How ridiculous, a whole spec like me!

Martin, 28

My friend introduced me to an organization that gives people loan. I took out some money which I needed for something urgently. Due to some issues at my place of work, I suspended making payment for 3 weeks. That’s how the loan app started sending sham€ messages to all my contacts, including all my exes that I’ve been trying to impress all my life. Since I close earlier on Fridays, I planned to go to their office to settle things amicably. I met them at my office entrance with my pictures, some pictures even had debtors written on my face with a red ink. E weak me! I did everything to pay them up a week after. Taking a loan is something I will never repeat till I die. I don learn!

Chris, 26

My most embarrassing moment was the day my girlfriend’s ex beat the hell out of me. I went out on a date with my girlfriend, we were eating when I noticed her mood changed. I wondered why until her ex showed up at our table. I haven’t even let him say a word before I landed a dirty sl@p on his face for coming to ruin the mood for us. The next thing was that I couldn’t feel my legs touching the ground. He carried me and threw me on the floor gbam. I gathered all my energy and went for him again. He punched my face and I became teary, my nose was pumping blood and one of my eyes was shut close already. My girlfriend started screaming at a spot without even attempting to rescue me. The last thing I could remember that day was that he carried me up again and I woke up on a hospital bed. I left the stoopid girl for him.

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Olaitan, 25

I used to find it very funny whenever people talk about trying to flush the toilet in their man’s place and it won’t go until it happened to me one day. This happened the first time I ever visited my boyfriend at his apartment in Ajah. I had been holding the shit since I finished eating the food he served me around noon. At 5 pm, I couldn’t hold it so I decided to use the toilet. Only for me to finish and the toilet refused to flush. The size of my sh!t was actually the problem. The most annoying thing was that it takes so long before the flush tank gets filled up after using it once and there was no bucket to fetch. After about the 7th time of flushing, he came around to check if everything was ok because I was already spending forever there. I took the tissue paper in the toilet and rolled it up till it got thick, I picked up my sh!t that refused to flush and dropped it inside the WC flush tank with the tissue and left. He later found out and confronted me a week after, I was so ashamed. We are still dating though.